Club Penguin Ruined: The Movie/Trailers

Red Band Trailer No. 1
Narrator: '''COMING SOON... IT'S THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...'''

Cowbelly: "Wanna hear a joke? Carter Reynolds's fa..."

Papa Gushers: "Okay."

Cowbelly: "Don't interrupt me, you draft cunt."

Narrator: FROM YOUTUBE...

Cowbelly: "Oh my gosh. Maggie."

Narrator: IT'S AN ANIMATION...

Cowbelly: "Why am I not being served? Is it because I'm blue?"

88matnoy: "Yes."

Narrator: MURDER MYSTERY...

Cowbelly: "What kind of flowers do you like? I need to know what to put on your casket after I murder that pussy."

Narrator: REVENGE STORY...

Cowbelly: "This is what you get for trying to fuck my bitch."

Narrator: COMEDY MOVIE...

Cowbelly: "What do penguins do in a race? They peng-win."

Narrator: '''UHH... SORT OF...'''

Cowbelly: "Y'all motherfuckers better start laughing soon."

Narrator: FEATURING COWBELLY...

Cowbelly: "Listen up here, you fat sack of dogshit."

Narrator: PINSTRIPES...

Pinstripes: "Why do we meet in these retarded locations?"

Narrator: ZOEY771...

Zoey771: "Why are you so small?"

Narrator: MATTEG211...

Matteg211: "Fuck off, Zoey."

Narrator: AND OTHER CHARACTERS...

Grahamheaven: "Merry crimes."

Narrator: OVERLOADED WITH SWEARS...

Cowbelly: "Pass the blunt, you fat orange fuck."

Narrator: BANS...

Regandd: "What the fuck, Carl?"

Narrator: AND ROASTS...

Cowbelly: "Listen up here, you fat cunt."

Narrator: COWBELLY PRESENTS...

Cowbelly: "Oh fuckin' hell."

Narrator: CLUB PENGUIN RUINED: THE MOVIE...

Cowbelly: "Holy jumping Jesus on a breadstick."

Narrator: RATED R...

Cowbelly: "Who the fuck are you?"

Censored/Clean Trailer No. 1
Narrator: IT'S THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...

Cowbelly: "Don't interrupt me."

Narrator: IT'S AN ANIMATION...

Cowbelly: "Why am I not being served?"

Narrator: REVENGE STORY...

Cowbelly: "This is what you get."

Narrator: COMEDY MOVIE...

Cowbelly: "What do penguins do in a race? They peng-win."

Narrator: FEATURING COWBELLY...

Cowbelly: "Listen up here."

Narrator: PINSTRIPES...

Pinstripes: "Why do we meet in these locations?"

Narrator: ZOEY771...

Zoey771: "Why are you so small?"

Narrator: AND OTHER CHARACTERS...

Grahamheaven: "Merry crimes."

Narrator: OVERLOADED WITH SWEARS...

Cowbelly: "Pass the blunt, you fat orange..."

Narrator: BANS...

Regandd: "What the...?"

Narrator: AND ROASTS...

Cowbelly: "Listen up here, you fat..."

Narrator: COWBELLY PRESENTS...

Cowbelly: "Oh hell."

Narrator: CLUB PENGUIN RUINED: THE MOVIE...

Narrator: RATED R...

Red Band Trailer No. 2
Cowbelly: "Pass the blunt, you fat orange fuck."

Narrator: THIS JULY...

Cowbelly: "Put it in there."

Colbel: "I could go for some Cheerios."

Cowbelly: "Wanna hear a joke? Carter Reynolds's fa..."

Papa Gushers: "Okay."

Cowbelly: "Don't interrupt me, you draft cunt."

Narrator: CLUB PENGUIN RUINED...

Cowbelly: "What the fuck is this shit?"

Darkme100: "I'm a twenty-four-year-old man who befriends people for two years."

Cowbelly: "Holy jumping Jesus on a breadstick."

Narrator: HITS THEATERS...

Roxylalonde: "The real treasure is my sweet pussy."

Cowbelly: "Is this Olaf on drugs?"

Grahamheaven: "Merry crimes."

Pinstripes: "Why do we meet in these retarded locations?"

Hatsie: "My water is breaking."

Narrator: "IT'S SO FuckING INAPPROPRIATE...

Cowbelly: "Fat orange fuck."

Regandd: "What the fuck, Carl?"

Cowbelly: "Happy Thanksgiving, you fucks."

Tyronne: "I'm Tyronne and I've come to fuck your wife."

Cowbelly: "Holy shit, you fucking Olaf-looking cuntbag. Fucking move."

Narrator: WHEN THE MPAA TOLD US TO MAKE SOME CUTS, WE RESPONDED WITH...

Cowbelly: "How about no, you fucking burnt piece of celery?"

Narrator: COWBELLYTV PRESENTS...

Ronjeremy: "Holy shit. You're back again."

Cowbelly: "Listen up here, you orange flavored motherfucker."

Pinstripes: "Okay."

Cowbelly: "Y'all motherfuckers better start laughing soon."

Jpseph11: "I don't know."

Cowbelly: "Are you sexually active?"

Pinstripes: "No, Doc."

Cowbelly: "Ha. Fuckin' loser."

Narrator: CLUB PENGUIN RUINED: THE MOVIE...

Cowbelly: "You're all little shits."

Narrator: RATED R...

Cowbelly: "What the fuck?"

Censored/Clean Trailer No. 2
Cowbelly: "Pass the blunt..."

Narrator: THIS JULY...

Cowbelly: "Put it in there."

Colbel: "I could go for some Cheerios."

Cowbelly: "Wanna hear a joke? Carter Reynolds's fa..."

Papa Gushers: "Okay."

Cowbelly: "Don't interrupt me..."

Narrator: CLUB PENGUIN RUINED...

Cowbelly: "What the [muted] is this...?"

Darkme100: "I'm a twenty-four-year-old man who befriends people for two years."

Cowbelly: "Holy jumping Jesus on a breadstick."

Narrator: HITS THEATERS...

Cowbelly: "Is this Olaf...?"

Grahamheaven: "Merry crimes."

Pinstripes: "Why do we meet in these [muted] locations?"

Hatsie: "My water is breaking."

Narrator: "IT'S SO [bleeping] INAPPROPRIATE...'''

Cowbelly: "Fat orange fu..."

Regandd: "What the fu...?"

Cowbelly: "Happy Thanksgiving, you fu..."

Tyronne: "I'm Tyronne and I've come to fu..."

Cowbelly: "Holy shi..."

Narrator: WHEN THE MPAA TOLD US TO MAKE SOME CUTS, WE RESPONDED WITH...

Cowbelly: "How about no, you [muted] burnt piece of celery?"

Narrator: COWBELLYTV PRESENTS...

Ronjeremy: "You're back again."

Cowbelly: "Listen up here."

Pinstripes: "Okay."

Cowbelly: "Y'all [muted] better start laughing soon."

Jpseph11: "I don't know."

Cowbelly: "Ha. [muted] loser."

Narrator: CLUB PENGUIN RUINED: THE MOVIE...

Cowbelly: "You're all little..."

Narrator: RATED R...

Cowbelly: "What the...?"

Red Band DVD Trailer No. 1
Cowbelly: "This is hot. Put it in there."

Narrator: ARE YOU TIRED OF HAVING TO ILLEGALLY BOOTLEG THE NEW CLUB PENGUIN RUINED MOVIE TO WATCH IT AT HOME...

Regandd: "What the fuck, Carl?"

Narrator: THE DAY OF YOUR DREAMS HAS FINALLY COME...

Cowbelly: "Who the fuck are you?"

Narrator: CLUB PENGUIN RUINED: THE MOVIE IS NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD...

Cowbelly: "Oh yes."

Narrator: YOU CAN FINALLY WATCH IT AT HOME...

Cowbelly: "Holy jumping Jesus on a breadstick."

Narrator: NO CUTS...

Cowbelly: "Goddamn, girl. Can I get a slice of that ass?"

Narrator: AND NO CENSORING...

Cowbelly: "What the fuck is this shit?"

Narrator: BE SURE TO CUSS ALONG...

Funnypinky9: "Fuck it. I ain't running. I'm a fatass."

Narrator: TO CLUB PENGUIN RUINED: THE MOVIE...

Tyronne: "I just fucked your bitch in some Gucci flipflops."

Narrator: RATED R...

Cowbelly: "Shit."

Censored/Clean DVD Trailer No. 1
Narrator: ARE YOU TIRED OF HAVING TO ILLEGALLY BOOTLEG THE NEW CLUB PENGUIN RUINED MOVIE TO WATCH IT AT HOME...

Regandd: "What the...?"

Narrator: THE DAY OF YOUR DREAMS HAS FINALLY COME...

Cowbelly: "Who are you?"

Narrator: CLUB PENGUIN RUINED: THE MOVIE IS NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD...

Cowbelly: "Oh yes."

Narrator: YOU CAN FINALLY WATCH IT AT HOME...

Cowbelly: "Holy jumping Jesus on a breadstick."

Narrator: NO CUTS...

Cowbelly: "Goddamn."

Narrator: AND NO CENSORING...

Cowbelly: "What the...?"

Narrator: BE SURE TO CUSS ALONG...

Funnypinky9: "I ain't running. I'm a fatass."

Narrator: '''TO CLUB PENGUIN RUINED: THE MOVIE... RATED R...'''