Goofy Wants His Money: The Complete Saga (Espanol)

(Brock Baker habla con los espectadores con una voz tipo Rodman Serling)

Brock: Lo que estás a punto de presenciar es una serie de videos que hice en los que acoso a mi compañero de cuarto Damien por dinero usando una marioneta de Goofy. Una serie originalmente filmada para "TikTok", de ahí la hermosa relación de aspecto de nueve por dieciséis. Además, hay tomas descartadas y escenas eliminadas al final. Míralos también o no. Una última cosa, esta serie no está destinada a niños pequeños. Si tienes pequeños cerca, sácalos de la habitación o tíralos si es necesario y disfruta de "Goofy Wants His Money: The Complete Saga".

(Luego vemos a Goofy caminando hacia Damien Sanders)

Goofy: ¿Tienes mi dinero, Damien? Voy a hacer de tu vida una pesadilla viviente. Solo quiero mi dinero, Damien. ¿Vas a hacer esto difícil?

(Habitación de Damien. Damien está escribiendo algo. Goofy está fuera de la habitación haciendo ejercicio)

Damien: ¿Goofy? ¿Qué estás haciendo, hombre?

Goofy: Me estoy preparando la mano. ¿Dónde está mi dinero?

(Goofy intenta correr dentro de la habitación, pero Damien le cierra la puerta)

(Más tarde, Damien está jugando "Mortal Kombat". Goofy se acerca a él)

Goofy: ¿Qué estás jugando?

Damien: Estoy jugando "Mortal Kombat".

(Goofy ve cuánto daño le está haciendo Damien al otro jugador en el juego)

Goofy: Oh. Oh wow. Eso es lo que te voy a hacer si no me das el p*to dinero de mi hijo de p*ta. Yep. Gonna do one of those. Gonna do one of those too. Oh yeah. You better believe I'm gonna do one of those. I don't know why you find this so funny, Damien. I'm gonna hurt you.

(Goofy se acerca a la puerta)

Goofy: El reloj hace tictac, p*rra.

(Goofy cierra la puerta. Luego, Goofy vuelve a entrar en la habitación de Damien)

Goofy: Oh, claro, Damien. Puede pagar un juego de sesenta dólares, pero no puede darme mi maldito dinero.

(Goofy is now in the kitchen holding a knife)

Goofy: I found a knife.

(Goofy is back in Damien's room and is holding up his boots)

Goofy: These are my stompin' boots.

(Goofy notices Damien's guitar)

Goofy: Oh wow. That's a nice guitar, Damien. Would be a shame if someone threw it into the ocean.

Damien: Hey!

(Goofy goes over to his bed)

Goofy: Ven a mí, p*rra.

(Goofy is back in the kitchen and is holding a gun)

Goofy: I found a gun.

(Damien is in the kitchen. Goofy goes over to him)

Goofy: If you don't give me my money by June, Damien, things are gonna get really goofy.

(Goofy goes inside Damien's room and Damien is there)

Goofy: You got my money, Damien? I'm sad that you've never complemented me on my nice leather boots. You wanna know where I got these leather boots, Damien? Let me tell you somethin' about Clarabelle Cow. That ringin' a cowbell, Damien? You see, Clarabelle Cow also owed me money.

(Damien searches for pictures of Clarabelle Cow on the internet)

Goofy: Yep. That's her... Or should I say "was her"? H'yuk!

(Next day. Goofy is at the computer. It turns out to be Goofy's birthday)

Goofy: Gawrsh. It's my birthday today.

(Damien walks into the room)

Goofy: Oh, Damien. Do you know what today is?

Damien: I'm leaving.

Goofy: No! What do you mean, you're leaving? On today of all days, Damien? Do you know what today is?

(Damien shakes his head. Goofy growls)

Goofy: ¿De verdad crees que puedes irte de la ciudad con todo el dinero que me debes y en mi maldito cumpleaños?

(Damien laughs)

Goofy: ¿Es gracioso para ti? ¡Me estoy moviendo de rabia! Owin 'me money era una cosa, pero te olvidaste del día más especial de todos: mi cumpleaños. Habrá un infierno cuando regreses, Damien. Infierno.

(Later, Goofy is at the computer looking at Damien's "YouTube" channel)

Goofy: Damien Sanders, aka "makemebad35". More like "makememad35". He's made many mistakes: Owin' me money, not payin' me by June, leaving town, laughing at me, and forgetting my birthday, but now that he's back home, he's fresh out of excuses.

(Goofy walks out of the room angrily)

Goofy: I've been gettin' my chokin' hand ready and I've been jiggling with rage these past few weeks!

(Damien's bedroom. Damien is in his bed)

Goofy: I'm done h'yukin' around. Things are about to get extremely goofy. Gawrsh.

(Damien lifts up the covers. Goofy is in the bed. They both scream)

Goofy: Go to sleep, Damien.

(Later, Goofy has Damien tied to a chair)

Goofy: Wake up, Damien.

(Goofy slaps Damien)

Goofy: Wake up!

(Goofy slaps Damien harder and he wakes up)

Goofy: Oh, Damien. Thank Walt you're alive. You can finally give me my motherh'yukin' money. You fell victim to my chloriform hand and have been in a coma for over a month. but don't worry. I've been bathing you everyday gettin' all those nooks and crannies.

(Damien unties himself)

Goofy: I've also been feeding you feces of Clarabelle Cow. You can hear her bell when I jiggle your tummy.

(Goofy jiggles his stomach and we hear bells ringing)

Goofy: So, Damien, about that money...

(Damien pushes Goofy to the ground)

Goofy: Big mistake, Damien.

(Goofy jumps at Damien and tries to attack him, but Damien pushes him down the stairs onto the pool table. Damien then stumbles down the stairs and opens the screen door. Mickey is outside)

Mickey: Oh boy.

Damien: What?

(Mickey chuckles and Damien screams. Mickey gets inside the house and stands over him)

Mickey: There's nowhere else for you to crawl, Damien. This is the end of the road. It's time to make you dead.

(Goofy is now standing on the pool table perfectly fine)

Goofy: He's mine.

Damien: Goofy? You're alive?

Goofy: Do you know how many cliffs I've fallen down, Damien? Falling onto that pool table was pleasurable for me.

(Goofy rubs his nipples)

Goofy: Oh yeah.

(Goofy realizes that his nipples were damaged)

Goofy: My nipples. My little Goofy teets.

(Damien gives Goofy an odd look)

Goofy: Don't kink-shame me, Damien. I feel the power coursing through my body. My choking hand is finally at full strength and I can't wait to use it on you, Damien. Where's my money?

Mickey: Sí. Que se j*da, Goofy. Cepille su tráquea.

(Goofy chokes Damien)

Goofy: Oh yeah! I've been waiting so long for this. H'yuk. The sweet sweet release of life.

(Goofy loses his grip and Damien falls to the ground)

Goofy: Ah dang it. I guess my chokin' hand needs a little more work.

(Damien gets up and sees that the knives in the kitchen are gone)

Damien: Where are the knives?

(We then see Winnie The Pooh on the kitchen table holding all the knives)

Pooh: Looking for these?

(Donald Duck then jumps at Damien and Damien screams and shouts)

Donald: (¿Qué c*rajo, Damien?)

Damien: What?

Donald: (¿Qué c*rajo, Damien?)

Damien: What?

Donald: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

(Goofy sees a sign on the wall that says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GOOFY" on it)

Goofy: "Happy Birthday". It's a little too late for that, Damien.

(Goofy yells as he jumps at the birthday sign causing it to fall apart)

Pooh: Damien. Come out to play.

(Goofy goes over to Damien)

Goofy: Now I'm gonna slap you with my ears.

(Goofy slaps Damien with his ears)

Goofy: Where's my money? Where's my money?

Donald: (Where's Goofy's money?)

Mickey: Where's Goofy's money?

Pooh: Where's Goofy's money?

Mickey: Where's Goofy's money?

Donald: (Where's Goofy's money?)

Goofy: Where's my money?

(The video stops and there is a big text that says "TO BE CONTINUED..." There is then another big text this time saying "NOW!" and the video resumes)

Goofy: Where's my money, Damien?

Mickey: Break his legs.

Donald: (Que se j*da.)

Pooh: Remove his head. Drink his blood.

Damien: Wait. How much do I owe you again?

Goofy: Oh... Uhh... Three dollars, forty-two cents, five rubber-bands, an old boot, and half a bean. Don't you remember?

(Earlier. Everything is in black and white. Damien walks up to Goofy)

Damien: Hey, Goofy. Can I borrow three dollars, forty-two cents, five rubber-bands, an old boot, and half a bean?

Goofy: Sure, Damien. You're my best friend.

(Back to the present)

Damien: Oh yeah. I have all that.

(Damien places three dollars and forty-two cents on the kitchen table along with five rubber bands)

Damien: Three dollars, forty-two cents, five rubber-bands...

(Damien gets out an old boot)

Damien: An old boot...

(Damien takes a knife from Pooh and cuts a bean in half)

Damien: And half a bean

Goofy: Gawrsh. Thank you, Damien. You're my best friend. Here's a best friend kiss.

(Goofy kisses Damien on the cheek)

Pooh: I still hope we remove his head.

(Suddenly, Goofy's phone rings)

Goofy: Hello?

(Jack Douglass is on the other side of the phone)

Jack: Hey. I'm in a bit of a jam. Can I borrow some money?

Goofy: Sure, Jack. How much do you need?

(The video ends and there is a big title that says "THE END" followed by a "?")